ichigogyuunyuu:

pectus-pectoris:

ruubzway:

mimawarigumi:

nijibug:

katsura-da:

JOY GA JOUI, JOUI GA JOY
THE NAME IS KATSURA, NOT ZURA, BOY
BEST GET IT STRAIGHT OR BE IN A SORRY STATE

SHINSENGUMI AIN’T SHIT, ALWAYS IN MY GRILL
TRYNA MAKE THAT HIT, GET THAT KILL
ERRYONE KNOW THEY JUST SOME DOGS
CRUSIN’ THEM STREETS, LOOKIN’ LIKE SLOBS

GOT LONG FLOWIN HAIR & BITCH I DON’T CARE
I BE GETTIN’ HELLA FEMALES BUT I LEAVE ‘EM BARE
Y’ALL DON’T KNOW HOW I BE ROLLIN’
BUT BEST BELIEVE I KEEP THE PARTY GOIN’

CHEESE FONDUE? YEAH I KNOW THAT SHIT
YOU SAY IT IN PUBLIC? BITCH BETTER STRIP

GIN I’M COMIN’ FOR YOU
HELL NA BITCH WE AIN’T THROUGH
JUST JOIN MY JOUI THAT’S ALL THERE IS
YOU’LL BE JOININ’ THE BEST IN THE BIZ

TAKACHIBI WHO? BARELY EVEN SHOWS
BUT WHEN WE MEET WE GON EXCHANGE SOME BLOWS
I JUST HOPE HIS SHORT ASS CAN REACH ME
SINCE HE’S 170CM, CROUCHING DOWN AIN’T GONNA BE EASY

JOUI GA JOY, MOTHERF*$%^ERS! DJOZURA OUT

SWAG

hey hey uncle zura pass me the mic aru!!

FIRST NAME BBY
LAST NAME QURL
BEST STEP BACK WHEN I’M SET TO HURL

PEOPLE THESE DAYS NEEDA LEARN SOME RESPECT YO
YOU IN MY WAY THEN YOU ‘BOUT TA GET WRECKED YO

DON’TCHOO KNOW MY UMBRELLA AIN’T JUST FOR LOOKIN PRETTY
IF YOU ON THE WRONG END YOU CAN BET IT FEELS SHITTY

I HAD TAKASUGI AT GUNPOINT IN EPISODE FITTY-NINE
DIRTY PANTIES TOOK SHOT AT ME BUT HEY I FEEL FINE

DUMBASS SADIST TRYNA BEND MY BROKEN WRIST THE WRONG WAY
MORE LIKE DUMBASS MASOCHIST HA! I MADE HIM PAY AY AY

IT’S DINNERTIME NOW SADAHARU’S GETTIN SNARLY
FEED ME FOR FREE OR I’LL RUN YOU OVER WIT’ MY HARLEY

CURRY NINJAS FO LYFE!!!!
DJ GURA OUT

TAAAAAAAAKE ME TO THE MAGIC OF THE MOMENT, ON A GLOOOOOOOORY NIGHT, WHERE THE CHILDREN OF TOMORROW, DREEEEEEEEEAM AWAAAAAAAYON THE WINDS OF CHAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE

BEEN A BADASS MOFO
SINCE BACK WHEN I WAS A FETUS
EATING ALL DA SWEET THINGS
GONNA GET ME DIABEETUS

SURROUND BY BITCHES
DAT ASS AND DAT HO
BUT THE ONLY ASS I TAPPED
WAS MO’FUCKIN MADAO

THE ANIME HAS ENDED
BUT DON’T BE GETTIN MADDY
I’LL SEE YO ASS AGAIN
CAUSE AM YO SUGA DADDY

PEACE

AHAHA AHAHAHA HOLD UP WHAT IS GOIN ON
KINTOKI ZURAKI DON’T THINK THAT YOU’VE WON         

SORRY BUT I DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT A RAP BATTLE
BUT I DO KNOW THAT MUSTU’S FIERCE PUNCH CAN BE FATAL

YO ZURAKI TOO BAD YOU WEREN’T IN LAST YEAR’S TAIGA DRAMA
DON’T HATE ME FOR BEING FAMOUS, JUST RUN CRYING TO YOUR MAMA

AY KINTOKI YOUR UNO-PLAYING SKILLS MAKE ME LAUGH
IF YOU CAN’T USE A DRAW 4 THEN TEAR IT IN HALF

WENT TO PROPOSE TO ORYOU-CHAN AT SNACK SMILE
THE KICK TO THE BALLS MAY HAVE TURNED ME INFERTILE

GOOFING OFF, GETTING LOST, DRINKING BEERS FIZZY
I MAY NOT LOOK LIKE IT BUT I’M ACTUALLY KINDA BUSY

GONNA GO LIE DOWN NOW, I’M FEELING KINDA WOOZY
THIS HAS BEEN FUN BUT WAIT - WHERE IS TAKASUGI

YO YO YO 1 2 3

THE NAME’S BANSAI AND I PUMP OUT HITS

FOR POP IDOL OTSUU LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE TAKE SHITS

DONT YOU BE MESSING WITH ME AND MAH THINGS

UNLESS A MUTHAFUCKA’S READY TO BE CAUGHT IN MY STRINGS

FIGHTING SILVER HAIRED SUGAR ADDICTS SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN

WORKING UNDER PURPLE HAIRED MIDGETS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY WORK IN PORN

ALL THE BITCHES WANT ME, SHINSUKE, HENPEITA, MATAKO

BUT I AIN’T GOT NO TIME FOR ANY CHEAP ASS HOES

BITCH IF YOU’RE FEELING BRAVE AND UP TO A BATTLE

I’LL MAKE YOU RUN CRYING TO YOUR MAMA GETTIN’ READY TO TATTLE

‘BOUT THE DAY BANSAI KICKED YOUR SORRY ASS OUT YO’ CLOTHES

NOW GET THE F%^ OUT MUTHAFUCKAS I GOT MUSIC TO COMPOSE

AY YO ERRBODY, I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

SHINSUKE-SAMA’S BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND

HATERS CALL ME SHORT, BUT I DON’T EVEN CARE

ARE Y’ALL MAD YOU WEREN’T BLESSED WITH SEXY PURPLE HAIR?

ALL THE BITCHES LOVE ME, EVEN ZURAKO AND PAKO

BITCHES DOWN ON EARTH, AND IN SPACE, LIKE SAKAMOTO

Y’ALL ALWAYS ASK WHY I EVEN BOTHER WEARING CLOTHES

IF YOU HAD ABS LIKE THIS, YOU WOULD ONLY WEAR ROBES

DON’T FUCK WITH THE KIHEITAI, OR YOU CAN GUARANTEE,

YOU’LL BE GETTING KILLED BY ME, BANSAI, OR KAMUI

GINTOKI AND ZURA, WHAT’S WRONG, GETTING SOFT?

YOU CAN FIND ME CHILLIN WITH BITCHES IN MY LOFT

I’LL BE BACK IN ANOTHER HUNDRED CHAPTERS TO DESTROY

ZURA, SHUT THE HELL UP, I’M NOT JOINING YOUR JOUI!